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he mighty boosh 3

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I turned back to the Joanna to stop staring. What he hell was going on here? I was suppose to find that stupid fox but instead I'm still stuck here. I stood up and waked out the door passed the younger man and waited for Gregg outside. He looked at me and gave me a confusing look. I lured him with my finger to come outside but he was refusing. I was becoming angry right now I wanted to find that fox before he runs away again. I then smiled and started to walk away. Then Gregg ran out of the shop shouting my name, I turned around and smiled at him.

"Well it's about time you showed up" I said

"What are you doing? We have to stay here and find your way home" he said fluffing his tutu.

" well what I am doing is trying to find that fox but you and the other people in here seem to be no help what so ever so im going on my own to find him and demand that he sends me back" I said.

Gregg looked at and then at he shop to see Howard and the younger man looking at us.

"Please stay for at lease a few minutes we know how you feel even though were not from where you're at" said Gregg.

I looked at him I think he was trying to figure me out just like the rest of them were. Then the younger man came towards us, he stepped in front of Gregg and gave me a serious look which was probably trying to scare me. But guess what its wasn't working. He was much taller then I was but then again he was wearing those boots that shined in the light. He stared at me like I was a staring contest but I broke it up by walking away from them all.

"Vivica where are you going this place is dangerous for you "shouted Gregg.

I stopped and saw the fox was there in front of me

"HEY YOU? YEA YOU!!"  I shouted at the fox.

He looked at me and ran back to where Gregg and he others were.

"GET THAT FOX" I shouted.

I saw Gregg grab the fox and throw it Howard but he screamed like a girl and let it go, and of course you can guess what happened. He got away again. I sat on he curb that was in front of he shop and tilted my head down to where my hair was covering my face.

"Great" I said almost a whisper.

I signed to where I felt a shortness of breath. What the hell was I thinking? Of course it's a damn fox like you can catch something like that. I sat thee not wanting to move I just wanted to be left alone. But something tells me that wasn't going to happen of course Gregg would ask me to move. Then I looked up at the shop that was in front of me I saw him in here smiling his stupid smile at me. I want to kill that fox yet for some reason I was going to thank him in the end, and for what I don't know I have to wait until the other event happens. I stared at the fox and clenched my fists so hard that my finger nails dug into my skin. I could feel the cold side walk getting warm. I didn't look at it I was to distract by the fox that was playing unfair with me and the other.

"Umm miss I think we should go inside the weather is about to get bad" said Howard.

I didn't want to leave I was going to get that fox and I was going to make him pay. I looked both ways on to the street and ran for it before Howard or the others could get to me.

"DANMIT" I heard him shout.

I ran passed a lady that had a rain coat on I jumped on to the curb of the shop that was in front of me. I looked inside and saw him hiding underneath a desk that was put up for sell. I really didn't want to in the shop and cause a big scene in front of every body but I want to get that fox really bad. I looked at Gregg to see if he would help me but he was to interested in Howard and Howard was to interested in the girl that has passed me. I turned back to the shop and saw the younger man in front of me.

"Ahhhhhhhh" I screamed.

He jumped a little and backed away and smiled at me.

"Sorry about that I didn't mean to scare you I was just going to ask if you needed any help" he said

"Sure I would really appreciate it" I said smiling back.

"I have an idea that we could catch him" he said holding what seemed to look like a gun.

My eyes grew wide I may have hated this fox but I didn't want o kill him. I had a very seep love relationship with animals and this shooting him wasn't going to help. I needed him alive and asked him why he brought me here in the first place.

"Umm were going to shoot him?" I asked

He then looked at the gun and then me.

"Oh sorry no were going to tag him when he's not look I use this on celebrities and pop stars to make money" he said. "It won't hurt him at all I promise.

"That sound pretty interesting I want to see if it work though" I said.

He then grabbed my hand and clipped a plastic like ring on my finger. It looked like a red glowing diamond on my finger.

"Wow" I said amazed.

"Yea we'll take it off when we get back because as you can see Howard is a bit busy with a few customers" he said.

I looked and saw Howard trying to seduce the girl that passed my by like about minutes ago. He was really pretty even though I could only see he long brown hair and how thin she was. I wonder if I'll ever meet here again. I know Howard will he seems like a some what lady's man I guess.

"My name is Vince by the way Vince noir" he said with his hand out.

"My name is Vivica Helsing" I said shaking his hand.  
We walked into the shop and asked if the shop keeper saw a fox run in and hind. He said no but he was lying because he was shuddering but then again he could be just a disorder he has. And then again I don't know this place really well either. I searched the place to make sure he wasn't hiding that sneaking bastard. He was no where insight, but I wasn't going to give up that easy that probably what he wants me to do. We walked out of the shop and patrolled the streets to see if we could spot him. He couldn't be that hard to find he was bright red with a rally white main.

"Where should we go now I don't know this place at all?" I said.

He looked at me and raised an eyebrow at me.

"What are you talking about?" he said

"I mean I'm not from here I live up there" I said pointing to the sky.

He looked up and then he looked at me, he still looked confused on what I was saying. I thought he knew already but then again he just barely got back from where he was.

"How is that possible? In fact why are you chasing this fox?" he said a little defensive.

Shit did I just piss him off? I hope not I don't even know who he is and I would really like I if he helped me. But how can I make any sense if he thinks that I'm crazy?

"Well you promise you won't judge me?" I said looking away and looking back at the shop.

"I guess" he said smoothing out his voice.

"ok so I live in los angels California I was adopted and so on but one day I was in my garden and I saw that fox, he smiled at me and I thought It was a little strange so I followed him and I fell in a hole and ended up in the sky and that's how I found Gregg and Howard" I said making short as possible.

Vince looked at me for awhile and then back to the streets. I felt like I was lying to him for some reason but then again I didn't ell him every detail about me life because I thought It would bore him.

" I see I guess it make sense but why didn't Howard tell me this before he said something about a fox being on the loose but hat was a while back when me and the gang worked at the zoo" he said.

I looked around in the ally ways and saw the fox come towards us with something in his mouth. I push Vince to the wall. He looked at me funny.

"What are you doing?" he asked a little scared.

"He's coming get ready" I said.

I went on the other side of he ally and prepared myself to nab the fox. His tail hit my pant leg and I grabbed him and throw him on he ground as Vince was tagging him. I let that fox go by throwing it into a trash can and closing the lid.

"Alright let's take him back to the shop" I said.

"Ok" said Vince.
We walked back to the shop to see Howard still trying to impress that girl with a jazz collection of metal pencil cases. He looked up at us and anger flooded his eyes.

"What the hell is that?" he said

"This is he fox that was causing trouble you fruit" said Vince.

"Where should we put it?" Asked.

"Out side where the furry menions belong" said Howard.

"Are you insane we spent almost hours trying to catch this guy and you want us to put him back out side?" said Vince.

"Of course did you tag him? We can get him tomorrow before naboo comes back in fact he is come back tomorrow he's going to be outraged when he sees that fox and the girl" said Howard.

"You moron why did you tell me his before what are we going to do? We can't just leave the fox outside we have to ask him questions on why he brought her here" said Vince.

"I think I should leave" said the girl.

Before Howard could says anything she walked out of he store.

"Nice job Vince you see what you did" said Howard.

"That was your fault" said Vince.

" fine take the fox to the storage room" said Howard.
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